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President Obama cracks 'birther' joke in Kenya 

Funny kenyan girl mocking certain personalities in the kenyan socio-political arena. This is not my video though!

0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet.1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.2 - Lager warming up

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife wasreally pissed.She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in thedriveway

He: Do you mind if I sit down?She: Do you mind if I say no?He: Can I buy you a drink?She: Actually, I'd rather have

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.He said:"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not

Teacher: What's wrong..??Johnny : Our house is very small,Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks

You got that right! It's so hot...that rich peoplearepaying poor people to sweat on their lawns........IT'S SOooooooo!! HOT IN Saskatchewan THAT......The birds have to use

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap.One evening

This guys are either very dumb and actually make you thank God you had half a brain!No.1No.2No.3no.4no.5no.6

A guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel..He sat down& noticed 4 buttons- WW,WA,PP & APR.Curious, he pressed WW &

Most men like women. But, most men like beer too !So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer !Following is

1.If you see a girl/lady with like 21 profile pictures and only the cute face is showing,she is FAT....I mean she is obese....2.If u see

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the

And now, news from the Royal wedding...On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surroundedby all her family, and she suddenly realized she

A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind

A man went for his hair-cut in a salon, there he saw a pretty lady sitting patiently in the shop. Suddenly the man turned to the lady and said

Juzi Kibaki,Moi &Raila were kidnaped. They were taken 2 a town they dint knw. Kila mtu akaambiwa' aende anunue matunda 10 ama auliwe. Moi alikuwa

Phone rings GIRL: Hello. GUY: My luv how r u doing? GIRL: Am fine. GUY: Will you be free during the weekend,and can u come to my house? GIRL: Am sorry I

Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it,

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands

Wife: Oh, come on. Husband: Leave me alone! Wife: It won't take long. Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Wife: I can't sleep without it.   Husband: Why do

A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner."Son, where were you today?"Son says